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God Bless America, And God Bless You When You Sneeze.
These are crazy times America. 8000 genders, 2000 pronouns, a vegetable for a President, grown men using girls bathrooms… It goes on and on.
And the only one way to fight CRAZY on this level, is to OUT-CRAZY it!
That’s right! When the WOKE Progressive Left says something asinine like, toothpaste causes climate change, I’ll hit them back harder with CLIMATE CHANGE IS GOOD FOR CONSTIPATION!
When they say, GROWN MEN should get to go pee pee in the girl’s restroom, I’ll strike back with GROWN MEN SHOULD PEE IN THE SHOWER!
When some WOKE wimp is gender offended by the word MANHOLE COVER, I’ll out crazy them with “MEN”OPAUSE should be available to MEN!
Well, maybe that one.
Anyway, you get the idea. Trixie is back and inflated with air that is harmful to the environment and we’ll be updating the site often.
It’s up to us to bring back America and the only way we can do it, is to out-loon the lunatics.
Check back and remember, we’re fighting CRAZY with CRAZY!
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